This needs to be told...

This evening, someone buzzes me, number unknown. I'm a pretty curious person, so I buzz back to see if they write me something or call... I wont do that first, because I don't waste money for such a thing, however curious I may be.

Anyway, they do write me back.. saying "hi, how are you? any news?" to which I reply: "I'm sorry, I think you misdialled". "Oh sorry, I'm miky, I had your number in my memory... where are you from?" I wondered for a while about whether to answer or not, then I wrote back, "I'm from teramo and studying in bologna, but I have no idea where you might have got my number from, I don't know any michele or michela.." So he answers:

"Well, nice to meet you, I'm Michele, from Rovereto, 22 years old, and what about you?" - At this point I consulted my roommate, because she is from Rovereto and she does have a friend (or two, but only one that might, maybe have my number for a mistake) whose name is Michele and is that age... the number was different, but still I wrote back to him: "Are you riba by chance?" (riba being the nickname of this friend of Irena's). He wrote back, saying:

"No, why vero? and how old are you?" - I started getting annoyed at this, for the insistence of the questions and over all for that "vero", those of you who know me just slightly have an idea of how I hate people calling me like that without even knowing me!! But anyway I wrote back:

"Because my roommate is from Rovereto and she has a friend who's called Michele, what's your surname?" (because Irena said he could be just playing a silly game) - he wrote back and said: "M..., so you have a friend from rovereto who lives in bologna with you?" "Yeah" I say, "I'm half from there myself. How do you have my number anyway?"
And here the thing starts getting interesting... He writes back saying:

"I have.. no ideea (with two e) Anyway I'm 1.70m tall, blue eyes, brown hair, sweet, romantic, sincere... what about you?"

You have no idea how my roommates and I burst out laughing reading this. It's the most desperate and absolutely ridiculous things that's ever been sent to me. It was so funny that I couldnt help myself:

"Oh god, the man of my life! My horoscope told me today!"

And the idiot replies:

"Oh really? What are you like?" - SO annoying, but I was starting to have fun

"I'm tall, blonde and beautiful"

Didn't he realize I was mocking him? His reply: "Willyou send me pic? Illsend you mine then" (the lack of spaces is all his work)

To which I thought that the fun was already over if I had to give him my email or something, the idea that a perfectly scary stranger has my telephone number was already disturbing, so I said:

"You're kidding me, arent you? If this is a joke just say it.."

Reply:

"I swear to you vero, this is not a jok. What are you like physic.?" (the abbreviations are all his, scherz. instead of scherzo, fisic. instead of fisicamente... he wrote in a VERY weird way, the guy... at the beginning he had written Kiao instead of Ciao, never seen anything so idiot)

Here, two vero from a perfect unknown were definitely too much. I wrote back:

"First of all, don't you call me vero, you dont even know me. Secondly, if this is not a joke, then I'm not interested."

And oh, by magic, my prince charming vanished into nothing. Never heard from him (and hopefully never will!)

My god, what people exist nowadays.... what people!